My esthetician, a woman I'd trusted for years, sat me down before the treatment.
"Tell me what you've been taking," she said.
I listed everything. The gummies. The powders. The pills. Two years of consistency.
She nodded slowly. Then she pulled up a chart on her computer and turned the screen toward me.
What I saw made my stomach drop.
"Andrea, look at this column," she said, pointing to the left side of the chart.
It showed the collagen doses used in peer-reviewed clinical studies — the ones that actually demonstrated visible improvements in skin hydration, elasticity, and the reduction of fine lines.
The number was 2,500mg. Minimum. Daily.
Then she pointed to the right column.
"Now look at what's in most of the supplements women are actually buying."
The numbers ranged from 50mg to 500mg per serving.
I stared at the screen.
"Wait," I said. "So the gummies I've been taking every day for two years—"
"Were giving you somewhere between 2% and 20% of what the research actually used," she said.
"You weren't failing. You were just being sold a label claim, not a clinical dose."
I wanted to throw up.